Becoming a Whole Instead of a Half

best-of-funny: the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:03:45 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

kidney-stoner: jimb0slyf3: This should be a top news...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:49:29 -0400

kidney-stoner:

jimb0slyf3:

This should be a top news story.

NOTHING IS MORE SATISFYING

GUYZ, HARRY POTTER HAS TWO SHIRTS. One for winter and one...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:39:13 -0400

GUYZ, HARRY POTTER HAS TWO SHIRTS.
One for winter and one for summer, how practical of you Harry.

Except the top one is his weird hallucination world.

Maybe he subconsciously wishes he had two shirts.

And contacts.

I’m rebloging this until I die

girlwhowasonfire: I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:57:23 -0400

girlwhowasonfire:

I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: To those people who add a video link under their gifs.

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:55:51 -0400

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

To those people who add a video link under their gifs.

This Blog is Bigger on the Inside: onehundredinkstains: When I was ten years old, I met a girl who said...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:08:57 -0400

This Blog is Bigger on the Inside: onehundredinkstains: When I was ten years old, I met a girl who said...:

onehundredinkstains:

When I was ten years old,
I met a girl who said sorry to
rain drops for keeping them from
reaching what they were aiming for.

I was a bright child and so I figured
this meant she was apologizing for
being, and I also figured I should
do the same.

When I told…

strengthissexy: littlegreybook: “We mistake sex for romance....

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:07:40 -0400

strengthissexy:

littlegreybook:

“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi

I love this so much.

When someone is wrong but they insist they're right

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:24:22 -0400

laugh-addict:

If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and this is her second regeneration, why can't the Doctor concentrate on becoming a ginger?

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:23:54 -0400

10-roses:

sursonica:

inflammatorystatements:

Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.

Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were time-sentient (meaning they could see all of the time at the same time). So I doubt they will ever make him ginger.

niknumber3: people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant but never say they...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:22:37 -0400

niknumber3:

people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant

but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant

says a lot

eternalelixir: whatareyouwearingbenedict: fishingboatproceeds: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:22:25 -0400

eternalelixir:

whatareyouwearingbenedict:

fishingboatproceeds:

bbc-bestbromancecompany:

Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?

As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)

1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”

2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.

3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.

4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?

5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.

6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.

7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.

8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).

We just needed this again, but now with fyll John Green analyze

why is john green so perfect

tea-tears-and-bbc: fiddickodair: don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten &...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:20:05 -0400

tea-tears-and-bbc:

fiddickodair:

don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose

OMG

-behindbars: the other day there was a power cut in my house and i was home alone and when my dad...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:19:23 -0400

-behindbars:

the other day there was a power cut in my house and i was home alone and when my dad came home he found our lantern and then saw me sitting in the living room holding the salt and our only silver knife and was just like “what are you doing?” and i was like “i refuse to be the fucker in the first five minutes of supernatural”

wearyourinsecuritieslikearmor: heyitspj: scuzzmutt: what is the purpose of training bras??? what...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:16:46 -0400

wearyourinsecuritieslikearmor:

heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

like no one ever bras

"The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be challenged. This is a world..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:15:36 -0400

“The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be challenged. This is a world where women, girls are constantly reminded that they don’t belong to themselves; that their bodies are not their own, nor their power or self determination. I made a promise to endow my little girl with the power to always know that her body, spirit and her mind are HER domain. Willow cut her hair because her beauty, her value, her worth is not measured by the length of her hair. It’s also a statement that claims that even little girls have the RIGHT to own themselves and should not be a slave to even their mother’s deepest insecurities, hopes and desires. Even little girls should not be a slave to the preconceived ideas of what a culture believes a little girl should be.”

- Jada Pinkett Smith (via chubby-bunnies)

brianmalik: if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:14:16 -0400

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away

wittywallflower: the worst thing about being a woman is when your hair elastic is too loose, but if...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:08:18 -0400

wittywallflower:

the worst thing about being a woman is when your hair elastic is too loose, but if you loop it one more time it will be too tight.

saboobnah: bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:07:55 -0400

saboobnah:

bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:06:14 -0400

eatasammich: “you are what you eat”

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:57:16 -0400

eatasammich:

“you are what you eat”